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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.