being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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shag your mom

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.