Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.