When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.