When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.