Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.