I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.