wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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shag your mom

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.