When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.