I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.