I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.