Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.