Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.