I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.