Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.