I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.