sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.