Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.