When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.