I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.