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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.