I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.