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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.