I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Go outside and pee.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.