did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.