I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.