Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Go outside and pee.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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shag your mom

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.