I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I can see a magic eye image

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.