Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I really like taking shits.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Go outside and pee.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.