Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.