I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Go outside and pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.