I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Go outside and pee.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Fart at home

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.