Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fart at home

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.