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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Go outside and pee.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.