When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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shag your mom

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.