When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.