I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Go outside and pee.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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shag your mom

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.