act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I can see a magic eye image

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.