Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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shag your mom

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.