I ejaculate fire and glory

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I can see a magic eye image

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.