Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.