sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.