I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.