use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.