I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.