when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Go outside and pee.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.