use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Go outside and pee.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.