Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Go outside and pee.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.