when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.