Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.