Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.