After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.