On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

I really like taking shits.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.