I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.