After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.