I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I really like taking shits.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.