Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I really like taking shits.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.