gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

I put salt on buttered toast...

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.