I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.