Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I put salt on buttered toast...

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

I really like taking shits.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.