Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I really like taking shits.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.