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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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Go outside and pee.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.