popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.