Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.