- Things You Think Only You Do

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.