Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.