When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.