When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.