Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.