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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.