I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.