Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.