Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.