Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.