- Things You Think Only You Do

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

shag your mom

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.