Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I can see a magic eye image

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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shag your mom

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.