run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.