I can see a magic eye image

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.