go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.