Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.