Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.