Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.