Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.