Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.