Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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smoke marijuana

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.