While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.