Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.