When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.