When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.