whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.