On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.