oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.