When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.