I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.