Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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smoke marijuana

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.