worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.