When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.