Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.