Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.