Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.