When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.