Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Think of numbers as male or female.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.