I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.