Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.