sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.