When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.