Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.