Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.