Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.