When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.