when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.