Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.