worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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smoke marijuana

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.