smoke marijuana

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.