When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.