smoke marijuana

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.