Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.