Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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smoke marijuana

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.