When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.