- Things You Think Only You Do

I laugh easier when im with someone

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.