Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.