When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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hate Justin Bieber

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always cry when I pray.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.