After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.