getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.