When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.