sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.