Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.