Think of numbers as male or female.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at school

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.