Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.