Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.