On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.