Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.