being super bored at school

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.