Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.