whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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smoke marijuana

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.