in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.