When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.