eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.