Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.