- Things You Think Only You Do

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I always cry when I pray.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Say what even when u heard someone

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.