Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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being super bored at school

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Fart at home

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.