when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.