being super bored at school

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.