Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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being super bored at school

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.