gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Think of numbers as male or female.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.