When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.