When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.