I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.