I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.