Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.