Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.