Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.