do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Fart at home

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.