Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.