When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.