When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.