hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.