After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Say what even when u heard someone

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.