On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.