Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Pee in the shower.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.