Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.