Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.