Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.