When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.