I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.