did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.