Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Pee in the shower.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I always think I have special powers

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.