Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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being super bored at school

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Fart at home

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.