Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.