Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.