When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Fart at home

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.