I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Pee in the shower.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Say what even when u heard someone

Think of numbers as male or female.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.