Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When out I like to "people watch."

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

I always think I have special powers

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I always cry when I pray.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Say what even when u heard someone

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.