I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.