When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.