In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I always think I have special powers

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.