I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I always think I have special powers

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.