I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.