When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.