Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.