I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I always think I have special powers

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.