Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.