Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.