I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.