Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.