Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.