When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.