Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.