I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.