- Things You Think Only You Do

I laugh easier when im with someone

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.