that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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being super bored at school

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.