- Things You Think Only You Do

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.