When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.