I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always cry when I pray.

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sit in the shower

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Pee in the shower.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.