Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Pee in the shower.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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sit in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Fart at home

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.