hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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smoke marijuana

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.