when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.