Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Think of numbers as male or female.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

When out I like to "people watch."

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.