When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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being super bored at school

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.