Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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smoke marijuana

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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jack off

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.