- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

When out I like to "people watch."

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.