Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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jack off

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.