Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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smoke marijuana

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.