I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.