I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.