I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

being super bored at school

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Go on this site to feel normal.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Fart at home

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.