In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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being super bored at school

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.