getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fart at home

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.