When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.