Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Fart at home

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.