draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.