whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.