When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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smoke marijuana

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I always cry when I pray.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.