when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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jack off

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.