Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.