I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.