After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.