Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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being super bored at school

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I always cry when I pray.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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KICK THE CAN

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.