whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Think of numbers as male or female.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Pee in the shower.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

being super bored at school

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Say what even when u heard someone

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

I always think I have special powers

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.