Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fart at home

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sit in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.