When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.