When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.