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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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I always cry when I pray.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.