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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Pee in the shower.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.