Pee in the shower.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Fart at home

sit in the shower

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Like a toy until it breaks.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Go on this site to feel normal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.