Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I put big spaces in between comments

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.