Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I laugh easier when im with someone

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Pee in the shower.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Like a toy until it breaks.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.