Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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KICK THE CAN

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Fart at home

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.