Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.