You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always think I have special powers

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.