whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pee in the shower.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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being super bored at school

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I always think I have special powers

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.