Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

bounce when your tip toeing.

I always think I have special powers

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.