When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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being super bored at school

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.