Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.