When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.