See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I always cry when I pray.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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sit in the shower

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.