When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.