When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Fart at home

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.