I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I always think I have special powers

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.