I talk to myself when I'm alone

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hate Justin Bieber

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.