The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.