Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

being super bored at school

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

jack off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.