Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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hate Justin Bieber

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.