I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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being super bored at school

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.