When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.