I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I eat ass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.