When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

thumb_up thumb_down -88

hate Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -98

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

thumb_up thumb_down +81

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

thumb_up thumb_down -32

sit in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -119

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.