when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.