okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fart at home

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.