okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.