Like a toy until it breaks.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.