Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Fart at home

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.