- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Fart at home

sit in the shower

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.