Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

thumb_up thumb_down +4

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

KICK THE CAN

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Fart at home

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

thumb_up thumb_down -46

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

thumb_up thumb_down -94

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

being super bored at school

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When out I like to "people watch."

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.