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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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sit in the shower
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.