Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.