If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Fart at home

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.