i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.