Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Pee in the shower.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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KICK THE CAN

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sit in the shower

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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being super bored at school

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.