Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I eat ass

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.