- Things You Think Only You Do

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.