Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Fart at home

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.