Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

being super bored at school

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

jack off

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I talk to myself when I'm alone

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.