Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.