I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.