Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.