When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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sit in the shower

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.