look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.