Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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being super bored at school

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.