If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.