when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.