When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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KICK THE CAN

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.