Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

I put big spaces in between comments

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.