when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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