i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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being super bored at school

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.