Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Fart at home

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.