When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

sit in the shower

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.