when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.