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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.