hate Justin Bieber

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.