Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.