See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I put big spaces in between comments

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.