I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Fart at home

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.