Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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hate Justin Bieber

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.