Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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being super bored at school

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.