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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Fart at home
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.