Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fart at home

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.