after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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jack off

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.