Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.