Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I put big spaces in between comments

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When out I like to "people watch."

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.