I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.