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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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KICK THE CAN

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.