I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

being super bored at school

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Like a toy until it breaks.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.