When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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being super bored at school

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.