when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.