Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.