- Things You Think Only You Do

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.