I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.