After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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being super bored at school

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.