Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Fart at home

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.