Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.