When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.