I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.