I put big spaces in between comments

When out I like to "people watch."

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.