When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Go on this site to feel normal.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.