I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.