Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.