When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Fart at home

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.