Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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jack off

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Fart at home

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.