Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Fart at home

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.