When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.