I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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being super bored at school

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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sit in the shower

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.