Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.