Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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jack off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.