When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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smoke marijuana

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.