Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Fart at home

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I put big spaces in between comments

When out I like to "people watch."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.