When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.