when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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smoke marijuana

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.