Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.