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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.