Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.