When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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jack off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.