Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

hate Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -98

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

thumb_up thumb_down -116

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

thumb_up thumb_down -49

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -117

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

thumb_up thumb_down -24

get home from work and masturbate instantly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

thumb_up thumb_down -33

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.