Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.