I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Take baths

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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being super bored at school

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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hate Justin Bieber

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.