being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.