get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.