Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I eat ass

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.