I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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KICK THE CAN

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.