When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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KICK THE CAN

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.