I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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being super bored at school

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.