I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.