write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Fart at home

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.