When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.