When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Take baths

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

being super bored at school

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

hate Justin Bieber

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.