I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.