Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.