watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.