Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.