I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.