If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

hate Justin Bieber

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

bounce when your tip toeing.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

get home from work and masturbate instantly

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.