Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.