try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.