Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Your mom

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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sit in the shower

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.