Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hate Justin Bieber

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.