wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I always think I have special powers

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.