Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.