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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.