I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.