- Things You Think Only You Do

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.