In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Giving my dog a massage.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.