After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.