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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.