Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.