Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.