slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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KICK THE CAN

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.