I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.