Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Take baths

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.