Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Fart at home

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.