Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Giving my dog a massage.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.