I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.