I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.