Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.