I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.