Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Your mom

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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sit in the shower

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being super bored at school

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.