Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.