Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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jack off

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.