- Things You Think Only You Do

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

I always cry when I pray.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.