Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.