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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Made after doomsday plans
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.