When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.