go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.