I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.