When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I always cry when I pray.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.