Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.