Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I always cry when I pray.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.