I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.