Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Made after doomsday plans

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.