Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.