Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.