You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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KICK THE CAN

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Take baths

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.