Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.