Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.