Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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being super bored at school

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.