- Things You Think Only You Do

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.