Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.