I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.