- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.