When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.