When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.