I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.