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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.