Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.