I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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jack off

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.