Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.