when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.