look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.