I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.