Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.