Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.