Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.