when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.