I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.