- Things You Think Only You Do

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I always cry when I pray.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.