When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.