When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Your mom

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.