Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.