When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.