If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.