Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.