Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.