If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.