Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.