Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.