when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.