Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.