Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.