I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.