Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.