imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.