When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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jack off

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.