When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.