Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.