Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.