Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.