imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.