Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I have seen a UFO

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.