disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.