I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I have seen a UFO

Your mom

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.