Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.