Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.