Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I always cry when I pray.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.