When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.