You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Made after doomsday plans

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.