Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.