I always cry when I pray.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.