watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Your mom

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.