I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.