Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I want to suck on your penis

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.