reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.