Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.