Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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hate Justin Bieber

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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jack off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.