Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.