Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.