Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.