Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.