Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I put big spaces in between comments

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.