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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.