Giving my dog a massage.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.