Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Giving my dog a massage.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Take baths

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Made after doomsday plans

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.