I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.