When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.