I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.