Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.