Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I always think I have special powers

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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hate Justin Bieber

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.