I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.