I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.