Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Giving my dog a massage.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.