I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Giving my dog a massage.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.