When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Giving my dog a massage.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.