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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.