when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Giving my dog a massage.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Take baths

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.