I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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jack off

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.