Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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jack off

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.