http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.