dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.