wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.