Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Your mom

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.