Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.