Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

thumb_up thumb_down -97

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

get home from work and masturbate instantly

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

thumb_up thumb_down -98

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

thumb_up thumb_down -106

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

thumb_up thumb_down -126

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.