When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Your mom

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.