I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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jack off

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.