Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.