I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

thumb_up thumb_down -11

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.