- Things You Think Only You Do

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Eat ice by itself

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.