When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Your mom

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.