I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Giving my dog a massage.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I'm really picky about how I earn money

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I want to suck on your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -89

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

thumb_up thumb_down -44

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

thumb_up thumb_down -46

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.