put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Your mom

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.