Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I always cry when I pray.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

laziness .... its all in the mind

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.