Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.