Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.