Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.