I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.