Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I put big spaces in between comments

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Your mom

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.