Take baths

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.