When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.