choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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jack off

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.