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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.