when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

thumb_up thumb_down -32

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down +15

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.