When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I have seen a UFO

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Your mom

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.