I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.