When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.