- Things You Think Only You Do

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.