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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.