When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.