Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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jack off

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.