I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.