Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.