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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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KICK THE CAN
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.