reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.