Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.