I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Take baths

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.