Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Your mom

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.