When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.