get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.