I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.