Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.