Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.