When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.