When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.