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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.