Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.