When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.