get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.