Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.