- Things You Think Only You Do

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.