I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I have seen a UFO

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.