Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.