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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Made after doomsday plans
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.