when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.