Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.