- Things You Think Only You Do

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Made after doomsday plans

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.