Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

hate Justin Bieber

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.