Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.