Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I have seen a UFO

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.