I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.