Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I have seen a UFO

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.