I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

hate Justin Bieber

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I always think I have special powers

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Your mom

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.