Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.