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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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Take baths
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.