Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Made after doomsday plans

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Take baths

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.