Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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being super bored at school

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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sit in the shower

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.