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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Your mom
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.