Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Take baths

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.