When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.