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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.