Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Made after doomsday plans

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.