when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.