Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Take baths

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.