I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Your mom

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I want to suck on your penis

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.