turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Your mom

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.