Giving my dog a massage.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.