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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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hate Justin Bieber
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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Your mom
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.