Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I have seen a UFO

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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KICK THE CAN

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Take baths

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.