I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.