Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.