realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.