I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.