I have seen a UFO

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I want to suck on your penis

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Giving my dog a massage.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.