Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

hate Justin Bieber

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.