When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I have seen a UFO

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.