Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.