I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Take baths

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hate Justin Bieber

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.