While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Your mom

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.