type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.