slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Take baths

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.