setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Your mom

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.