I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.