pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Your mom

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.