Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.