I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.