getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Your mom

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.