- Things You Think Only You Do

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Your mom

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.