turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.