When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.