When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Giving my dog a massage.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I aphabeticalize my shoes

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Your mom

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

KICK THE CAN

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.