Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.