Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.