When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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hate Justin Bieber

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.