Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.