type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.