getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.