Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Your mom

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.