Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I'm really picky about how I earn money

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

KICK THE CAN

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I want to suck on your penis

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.