Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Your mom

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.