Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Your mom

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.