I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Take baths

hate Justin Bieber

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I have seen a UFO

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.