When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I have seen a UFO

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.