When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Take baths

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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wonder who wrote these things

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.