I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Your mom

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.