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Take baths

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

wonder who wrote these things

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.