Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.