Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.