after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.