Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.