getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.