When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.