whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I want to suck on your penis

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.