Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.