i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I have seen a UFO

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.