I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Made after doomsday plans

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Your mom

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.