Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Your mom

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.