After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.