Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Your mom

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.