Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.