I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Your mom

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.