Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.