when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.