Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Take baths

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.