Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I'm really picky about how I earn money

I want to suck on your penis

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Giving my dog a massage.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.