Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.