Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Your mom

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.