When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Made after doomsday plans

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.