Go on this site to feel normal.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.