When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.