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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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Take baths
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.