Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.