Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I want to suck on your penis

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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KICK THE CAN

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.