stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Made after doomsday plans

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.