Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.