I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.