Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Your mom

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Take baths

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.