when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Made after doomsday plans

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.