When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.