Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.