Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.