I want to suck on your penis

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.