Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

thumb_up thumb_down -129

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

thumb_up thumb_down -16

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -56

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +7

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.