Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Take baths

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.