- Things You Think Only You Do

Giving my dog a massage.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Your mom

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.