Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Take baths

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.