Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.