Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.