Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.