refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.