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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Your mom

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Take baths

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.