Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.