Made after doomsday plans

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I have seen a UFO

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.