Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Your mom

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.