when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.