Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.