refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Take baths

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I want to suck on your penis

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Go on this site to feel normal.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Made after doomsday plans

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.