Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Your mom

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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being super bored at school

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.