When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.