When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Your mom

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.