I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.