When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.