When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.