I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.