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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.