You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I have seen a UFO

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.