When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.