I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.