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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I want to suck on your penis

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.