Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Your mom

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.