Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.