I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.