when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.