When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.