When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.