When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.