I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.