Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.