Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.