Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.