I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.