I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.