I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.