think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.