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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.