When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.