Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.