Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.