Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Play Minecraft

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.