I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Made after doomsday plans

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.