stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.