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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.