When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.