- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

masturbate quietly in my room.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.