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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.