If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.