You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.