I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.