When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.