Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.