ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Take baths

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.