i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.