Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.