I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.