When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.