I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.