I want to suck on your penis

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.