I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.