Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.