stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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misread dig bick

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I eat ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.