I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.