whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.