Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I want to suck on your penis

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.