Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.