I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.