Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pee in the shower

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.