Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.