Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.