when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Fart at home

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.