I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Play Minecraft

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.