Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.