If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Fart at home

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.