Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.