- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I want to suck on your penis

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Things You Think Only You Do