While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I have seen a UFO

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.