When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.