- Things You Think Only You Do

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.