Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.