If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.