pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.