Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Talk to my cat.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.