I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.